A Break from Bipolar Research
Posted by Administrator in Mental Health.Had enough seriousness in your research about bipolar disorder? Glance at this, just for fun!
THE BIPOLAR HOME
The designers at mindspin Corp. have developed a selection of homes created especially for the manic-depressive homeowner. Our goal is to meet the sometimes peculiar, but ever so unique needs of the manic depressive, so they may truly feel like a KING IN THEIR OWN CASTLE.
Some of the features to those in manic state are:
1.A fully stocked china shop for breaking.
2.Collapsible walls. Just kick them in, and pull them back out.
3.A pick ax, gardening tools, ironing board, and 100 page to do list, are all conveniently located in one small room. This allows the manic homeowner the ease of starting everything at once without accomplishing anything.
4.All the clocks have their hands and numbers removed.
5.Parking is accessible by either conventional garage or launch pad.
At Mindspin Corp., we understand the special needs of the depressed homeowner. Here are some of the following built in features:
1.The Bipolar Home is completely self cleaning.
2.All mirrors are built on a 180 degree swivel, which enables them to be turned into the wall.
3.Medications and sharp objects are in cabinets with adult proof safety latches.